Acme Corp.

Who are we?

Acme Corp. was founded in 1949 and is derived from the greek word ακμή (akmē), which means to be in 'peak' or 'prime' condition. We strive our hardest to not live up to this standard and make our products the lowest quality as humanly possible. Our products range from full size 'self-strap' rockets, bulk dynamite, to wired exlposives - all of which are guaranteed to blow up prematurely in your face. We also offer full size anvils, and a wide range of other harmful/heavy products to fit any conspiring plan within your budget! Come see why our customers have rated us -5 Stars and have come back to us time and time again for all their backfiring and non-failsafe needs. We look forward to ~~blowing you up~~ working with you!